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'Well, go on then, fly away with your heads shot off.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Swinging

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The circus diver.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Bird Symbol Hunting

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'You're too aggressive.'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Golfers lost on the road

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"This is where I come to unwind."