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"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"How can you be out of wings?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

The World Wide Web.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'm on my way!'

Geese's Thoughts.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Egyptian Football

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Bird Symbol Hunting

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'We should talk more.'

Basic economy

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

A drone laying an egg

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

Carrier Pigeons

"Student driver"