Wing Aficionado T-Shirts

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

Geese's Thoughts.

Egyptian Football

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'We should talk more.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Basic economy

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

A drone laying an egg

"Student driver"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'