Wild Wing Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, go on then, fly away with your heads shot off.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Swinging

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The circus diver.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Golf

"This is where I come to unwind."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Golfers lost on the road

Health & Safety Official Tester.