Wing-shooting Aficionado Gifts

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

French Early Bird

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Basic economy

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Nut Bomber

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

Pistols at dawn.

A bird crash.

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

"I died in Buffalo."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'