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Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets