Shootout Enthusiast Gifts

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets