Gun Sports Aficionado Gifts

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

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"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

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'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

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'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets