Wingspan Enthusiast Gifts

'Albatross bragging about his latest catch...'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"This never happened."

Swinging

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

Basic economy

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

bird

Golfers lost on the road

I warned you to keep it low!

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"This is where I come to unwind."

Bev puts on an old favorite