Wingspan Enthusiast Pillows

'Albatross bragging about his latest catch...'

Airlines

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"This never happened."

Swinging

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

bird

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

I warned you to keep it low!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golfers lost on the road