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Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

"After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it's half -off chicken wings."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'You know too much!'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Canada Goose Jackets

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

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