Wings Enthusiast Pillows

"I died in Buffalo."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Recalculating route..."

Birds Following Witch.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Bird Symbol Hunting

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Cow Pilot.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Nut Bomber