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'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Bumble Bee

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Harpy Hour."

Cat Delivery

More jets.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Clay pigeon shooting

A Boat Named Dog

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

"I died in Buffalo."

S/T

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

Quiet, Timid dog - 'That's right, rub it in'

Well, Pegasus had better PR!

A ball's best case scenario.

White Naped Crane