Winged Companion Enthusiast Pillows

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Bumble Bee

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

Cat Delivery

"Harpy Hour."

More jets.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Clay pigeon shooting

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

A Boat Named Dog

"I died in Buffalo."

S/T

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

A ball's best case scenario.

Well, Pegasus had better PR!

White Naped Crane