Winged Creature Lover Pillows

"We pelicans are elegant creatures and I fear at times you forgot that."

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Bumble Bee

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"Which one is yours?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

A were-cow.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Parrot

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Love Hurts

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Harpy Hour."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

'S**t!'