Colorful Creature Lover Pillows

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Balloon Surprise

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

God save the Queen.

A Kangermoo

"You're amazing!"

Centaur falls in love.

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

Rainbow skier

Parrot

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

Rainbow Drinks

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Trainspotting.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"She's very affectionate!"

WARNING! Armed Response.

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

Medals - The Four Seasons

"this"

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

Pygmy giant squid

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'