Colorful Creature Lover T-Shirts

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Balloon Surprise

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

God save the Queen.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

A Kangermoo

Parrot

Centaur falls in love.

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

"You're amazing!"

Rainbow skier

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Trainspotting.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Rainbow Drinks

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"this"

Pygmy giant squid

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Medals - The Four Seasons

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

WARNING! Armed Response.