Colorful Creature Cherisher Pillows

Parrot

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

The Not So Wild West

Fishy tail.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

A Kangermoo

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Better Gnomes.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Loch Ness Monster

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'Boy you light my fire!'

Flytrap nerd.

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

In the rain, a mermaid walks her fish.