Christmas Celebration Cherisher Pillows

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Not So Wild West

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Red for me, please.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Parrot

Poinsettia

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

Wedding photo with a dog on the grooms side

'computer says no.....el!'

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

Visit Santa.

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

Santa Claus aided down chimney by Elves.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

Research Fellow Kate Jackson and her pooch, Dean Thompson.

Santa Party Time

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.