Christmas Celebration Cherisher Pillows

Who wants spiked eggnog.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Not So Wild West

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Parrot

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Red for me, please.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Poinsettia

The Beatles

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

'computer says no.....el!'

Wedding photo with a dog on the grooms side

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Visit Santa.

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

Man United Team Christmas.

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

Research Fellow Kate Jackson and her pooch, Dean Thompson.

Santa Claus aided down chimney by Elves.

Santa Party Time

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.