Christmas Cheer Seeker Pillows

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

'computer says no.....el!'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Rudolf the Red-Blooded Reindeer.

Rudolph's Off Season Duty

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

"Dear kids, Santa's numbers came up on the lottery so don't be expecting me dropping down your chimney this Christmas."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Reindeer

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Marley's Ghost

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.