Ceremony Cherisher Pillows

Wedding photo with a dog on the grooms side

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

A salute of scouts

Folk Wedding

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

The Not So Wild West

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

Tribal masks.

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.