Ceremony Seeker Pillows

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Green Balloon

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Champagne Bubble

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Cake

A salute of scouts

Rose Toast

Birthday Racing Car

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Valentines Balloons

'Does my head look big in this?'

Champagne

A little fizz?

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

A very fine vintage

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

Thursday is the new Friday

'What, They're comfortable.'

God save the Queen.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

Tribal masks.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Double Wedding