Ceremony Seeker Gifts

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Green Balloon

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Champagne Bubble

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Garbage Piñata

Cake

Rose Toast

A salute of scouts

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Birthday Racing Car

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Valentines Balloons

'They call it the people dance.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Champagne

A little fizz?

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

A very fine vintage

Thursday is the new Friday

'What, They're comfortable.'

God save the Queen.

Tribal masks.

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Double Wedding

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'