Ceremony Lover Pillows

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

'I declare this envelope...open!'

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Har-ha! Hattus horribilis!'

'Hit it with a ship, like they do on telly.'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Tribal masks.

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

1154 - Election of Adrian IV the first English pope.

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"We like to make a big deal out of someone achieving partnership here."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Bubbly

Dancing Doctor

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Cheers

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I always cry at mergers."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)