Ceremonial Enthusiast Pillows

"[Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... oh, wait... my bad... I now pronounce you man and wife.]"

"He loves that little bit of ceremony when he promotes someone."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Jumping Man

A salute of scouts

With Compliments

Westminster: The after-party

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Party Time!

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"Footballers do this when they score"

Final Exams Tip

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Animals of the Royal Wedding