Ceremony Appreciator Pillows

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

A salute of scouts

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'Does my head look big in this?'

Oscars 2024

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Animals of the Royal Wedding

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Christening

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."