Party Appreciator Pillows

"Actually, I wear two hats."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Champagne

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Alexander Pope.

Sue Perkins

John Prescott

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"Have you got it in beige?"

Jens Stoltenberg.

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Barristers playing a joke

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

Scottish drill sergeant.

Policemen marching

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"