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"Actually, I wear two hats."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Champagne

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Alexander Pope.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

John Prescott

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Caddy With A Cool Box

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

Barristers playing a joke

"Have you got it in beige?"

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

An awkward moment during the coronation...

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Jens Stoltenberg.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

Policemen marching

Scottish drill sergeant.

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"This gold star is for being a good cop and...hey you! Don't turn around! You have been a very bad cop!"

That's perfect, my eyes follow you around the boardroom.