Party Animal Appreciator Pillows

The 'Horrible Bore in the Company' Compared with the 'Lion of the Party'

"You should see the rangers' Christmas party... And they call us wild animals!"

Skipping Horse

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Bert's dog training.'

Cat Nip.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Bubbly

Balancing two espresso martinis

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Cat and mouse

Beers

"Say hello to my little friend."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

Family with pets.