Mythical Creature Lover Pillows

A Centaur Taking A Shower

The Elliot Ness monster.

Barbecuing a bit of a dragon

Mermaid Romance

'There's that hissing again.'

'That's a sure way of getting on the endangered-species list.'

Visiting Gargoyle.

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

"Trick or trample!"

"Call me an old grouch, but I find his whimsical observations annoying."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

"Which one is yours?"

"Dragons were never out of style."

"Half and half?"

"You believe in me. That's all that matters!"

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"Maybe it's someone you drank."

Flying Coach Beating Traffic

Woman leaves baby changing station with a monster baby.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I think I can change him."

"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do!"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

What started off as a quiet bath for Stanley suddenly turned awkward...

"Yet another example of the very fabric of society falling apart..."

'Hey, what sign are you?'

'Come on, you can break a hundred dollar note: You have stacks of change...'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Well, how's it look?'

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.