Winged Creature Lover Gifts

"We pelicans are elegant creatures and I fear at times you forgot that."

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Bumble Bee

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Which one is yours?"

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

A were-cow.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

You looked different during our video chat.

Parrot

Love Hurts

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Harpy Hour."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'