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Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Rhea of the Year.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Sunset

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Stonehenge Books

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"The butler did it!"

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'