Curious Canvasser T-Shirts

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Do Guns Kill?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

The New York Times Blog Review.

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Stonehenge Books

"But first, our national anthem."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

"I'll take it."

God hounded by the media.

'Let's arbitrate.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

Chugger on the Moon

Minimalism exhibition...

Private View.

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"Could I see the lady of the house."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'