Curious Canvasser Pillows

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Do Guns Kill?

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

The New York Times Blog Review.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

Stonehenge Books

"But first, our national anthem."

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

God hounded by the media.

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'Let's arbitrate.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Private View.

Chugger on the Moon

Minimalism exhibition...

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"d you say, 'better the devil you know,' or 'throw the rascal out' or 'other'?"

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"