Curious Craftsman Pillows

'Here's all that stuff I used in that demonstration, but for Pete's sake, don't try it at home!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Whittler's Mother.

Bad Interview Technique

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Raw Piano Bar

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

Private View.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

"True I'm an investment banker, but I was handcrafted in Maine!"

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Bricklayer admires her work.

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

Young Picasso In Woodshop

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

The maintaining different types of fence.

"What happened to your finger?"