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'So, can I put you down as undecided?'

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

'Well, besides 'liar, liar, pants on fire', how do you feel about our candidate?'

"But first, our national anthem."

Ben Shanahan

Sir, did you know a canvasser snaps and whacks someone in the head with a clipboard every 39 minutes in this country?

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?

'Can we count on your support in the election?'

"Could I see the lady of the house."

'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'

Chugger on the Moon

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Just call me Picasso!

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Too busy."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Abstract painter

Speleologist

'The mARTyr'