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'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Speleologist

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I think the cave has a cavity."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

The discovery of electricity...

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Musical Web

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Bats with blankets.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.