Caver Gifts

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Speleologist

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I think the cave has a cavity."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The discovery of electricity...

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Musical Web

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Bats with blankets.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"Gesundheit!"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"