Cave Carver Gifts

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The discovery of electricity...

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'It's an antique!'

Caption Contest TK

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

The Sculptor

"Professor, this changes everything."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Gesundheit!"

Moon Cave

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Give Way To Cyclists