Cave Creator Gifts

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Board Game Hunter

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Vincent Van Og.

Hello from the shed.

A gift to complete the man cave.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Den Furniture

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Early Sexting

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Gesundheit!"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

Before Instagram

'Kip paints caves.'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'