Cave-wall Creator Gifts

Vincent Van Og.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Hello from the shed.

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Den Furniture

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

"That guys is stealing my data!"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Sexting

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Early Art Critic

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'