Cave Carver Prints

Early blogs.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The discovery of electricity...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Caption Contest TK

'It's an antique!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

The Sculptor

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

Punkins

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Moon Cave

"Gesundheit!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

Give Way To Cyclists

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Why he always make pictures of him food?