Castle Craver Prints

'I love your pad!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Welcome Ghost.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Clearing the castle's moat.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I have to pee!"

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Music Freak.

Man in a Tuxedo

Rock & Roll

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Non discrimination to Vampires