Castle Craver Pillows

'I love your pad!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What the hell took so long?"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Welcome Ghost.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

Man in a Tuxedo

Non discrimination to Vampires

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'