Carnival Craver Pillows

'Don't you dare!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Southwark Fair.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

A fairground attraction

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Face Painting.

"Is there anybody there?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Music Freak.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Bumper Limos

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

Rock & Roll

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.