Late Night Craver Pillows

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'Let's get this party started!'

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

David Letterman

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

Diet Enforcer

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"People...People who need people...."

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

'The students must be back then.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'Don't you dare!'