Late Night Craver Mugs

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Let's get this party started!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

Diet Enforcer

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"People...People who need people...."

'The students must be back then.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'Don't you dare!'

'Don't wait up for me, Dear. I'm taking a wok on the wild side.'