Late-night Muncher Pillows

Fridge reads 'Keep your mouth shut!'.

Diet Enforcer

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Mouse shopping after hours

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Full Moon Diner

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"