Chaos Craver Prints

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Rock & Roll

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

Music Freak.

Disorder in the Court!

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The horn of paper

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Office De-cluttering

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality