Chaos Seeker Prints

'He's had a short but interesting life - for instance, did you know he was once responsible for a tornado in Texas...?'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

Gene Gets Kicked Out of Fight Club.

Face painting.

Overjumpers

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Ice fisher.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Problem Solving

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Skiing

New York Netherworld

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."