Cat-craver Gifts

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat Nip.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat in a flap

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Cat and mouse

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat statues on entrance gate

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.